Comments on: Excessive Girthiness http://ben.subparcitizens.net/2006/06/15/excessive-girthiness/ (stop reading now) Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:27:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Geoff Chiles http://ben.subparcitizens.net/2006/06/15/excessive-girthiness/comment-page-1/#comment-3 Geoff Chiles Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:21:39 +0000 http://ben.subparcitizens.net/blog/?p=7#comment-3 Ben, Any blasting you orchestrate on the part of this hole-in-the-ground named Jackson County is most appreciated on my part. In fact, as you know, berating this stain on the map is a fun hobby of mine--some people say I don't have a hobby, but I disagree. A reference to Chris Hinton, who reeks of awesomeness. :) Anyways, Jackson County is inhabited by many morons, who, even if they do make a subtle--yet futile--attempt at any sort of sound judgement (in this case, your aforementioned article), can forever be deemed as laughable by my standards. What imbeciles. This is just another example. I'm flabbergasted by the blatant idiocy. :) That is all. Did I mention I hate Jackson? :) Your Partner In Crime, Geoff Ben,

Any blasting you orchestrate on the part of this hole-in-the-ground named Jackson County is most appreciated on my part.

In fact, as you know, berating this stain on the map is a fun hobby of mine–some people say I don’t have a hobby, but I disagree. A reference to Chris Hinton, who reeks of awesomeness. :)

Anyways, Jackson County is inhabited by many morons, who, even if they do make a subtle–yet futile–attempt at any sort of sound judgement (in this case, your aforementioned article), can forever be deemed as laughable by my standards. What imbeciles. This is just another example. I’m flabbergasted by the blatant idiocy. :)

That is all. Did I mention I hate Jackson? :)

Your Partner In Crime,
Geoff

]]> By: Michelle http://ben.subparcitizens.net/2006/06/15/excessive-girthiness/comment-page-1/#comment-2 Michelle Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:00:41 +0000 http://ben.subparcitizens.net/blog/?p=7#comment-2 If you look at it this way Ben...Jackson is made up of about...oh...I'd say about 97.9% of freaks, hicks, ex-cons, and just plain weird people that no child should be around... So although this priceing of young children seems outrageous, maybe they are just trying to discourage parents from bringing their young children so that they don't get abducted, drunk (hobos think its funny to watch a 2 yr. old stumble around in a fit of giggles...), raped, killed, or puked on... This way...the drunks and freaks of Jackson aren't a bad influence on the little ones because the little ones aren't there because who would actually pay that ridiculous price for a kid that probably won't remember the awful experience anyways (What a run-on sentence, jeez...) - So I say we nuke Jackson and take over the world. Yup, that is my solution... If you look at it this way Ben…Jackson is made up of about…oh…I’d say about 97.9% of freaks, hicks, ex-cons, and just plain weird people that no child should be around…
So although this priceing of young children seems outrageous, maybe they are just trying to discourage parents from bringing their young children so that they don’t get abducted, drunk (hobos think its funny to watch a 2 yr. old stumble around in a fit of giggles…), raped, killed, or puked on… This way…the drunks and freaks of Jackson aren’t a bad influence on the little ones because the little ones aren’t there because who would actually pay that ridiculous price for a kid that probably won’t remember the awful experience anyways (What a run-on sentence, jeez…)

- So I say we nuke Jackson and take over the world. Yup, that is my solution…

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